MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
Welcome to Done Vale, population: Carlos
Martin Freeman responding to why he thinks people call him sassy (x)
HE JUST DEMONSTRATED HIS SASS WHILE TALKING ABOUT BEING SASSY
GOD DAMMIT MARTIN.
Everyone rejects Gadreel even the sh cast
Sterek | Castle AU where best-selling mystery novelist Stiles Stilinski gets hit with writer’s block while working on the 3rd installment of his successful series Howl and is in desperate need of inspiration.
He just didn’t expect his inspiration to come with a badge, leather jacket, pretty green eyes, and stubble.
"Just because Mayor Finstock thinks it’ll be a good idea, doesn’t mean anything. He thinks we’ve got a Detective Greenburg on staff and we don’t." Derek grips the pen in his hand tighter because, really? Letting a writer tag along on dangerous investigations so he can be inspired to write a damned book?
"Aw, come on, dude- detective. Will you stop with the freaking bitch glare?!” Stiles says in exasperation because it’s annoying but really scary. “Look, Detective Hale, my dad was a sheriff back home so I can actually help-“
"Being the sheriff’s kid and actually being a detective are two different things!"
"Oh yeah? Well, I bet I can tell you why you haven’t found the other half of that dead girl’s body," Stiles says, picking up the photo evidence.
(p.s. personal heacanon for this one is that stiles sees a photo of derek in uniform from his rookie days and tells him he wouldn’t mind seeing him in it and taking him out of it)
"whats ur sexuality"
LORD HAVE MERCY
new headcanon: Stiles spent the summer break in LA, becoming a video vixen in a series of werewolf music videos
I mean, the necks! Look at him SCENT MARKING HER!
“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden
HOLD THE FUCK UP
Oh, wow, this is awesome! And I love the narrative!!!
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
Amazing button sculptures by Miami based artist Augusto Esquivel. Absolutely stunning stuff!
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.